Hinkle: "You just ruined me."

by Dick Mac

When a politician is virulently anti-gay and sponsors anti-gay legislation, two things are almost always certain:

1. The elected official is a repressed and/or closeted homosexual; and

2. The elected official passes himself off as a "conservative" with strong "family values" and a love and fear of "God."

Indiana State Rep. Phillip Hinkle (R-92) is the latest god-fearing, homo-hating, family-values cocksucker to get caught-up in a sex scandal, when he offered to pay an 18-year-old boy for sex in a hotel.

The story is as bizarre and convoluted as you'd imagine, with everyone accusing the other of lies, lies, and more lies.

This was another craigslist.org romance where Hinkle is alleged to have contacted 18-year-old Camryn Gibson via email. Their communications were vague and cryptic enough that it's possible to conclude they weren't talking about sex. If you come to that conclusion, however, I question your mental faculties.

The alleged about-to-be tryst took place in a hotel room, and it seems Hinkle thought he could get the upper hand in negotiations by positioning himself as an authority figure. This frightened Gibson, who called his sister for help or guidance.

One thing led to another and nobody got sex and nobody got money, but Hinkle's family was informed of the mess, and it was delivered to the press.

Perhaps Hinkle had honorable reasons for needing "a couple hours of your time tonight" with a tip "for a really good time."

Break out the cribbage board, Helen, we're gonna have a humdinger of a really good time tonight down at the airport motel.

Hinkle maintains that he is being blackmailed. Given his need to denigrate homosexuals and keep them from enjoying the quality of life afforded all Americans, it appears that Hinkle is just one more in a long string of repressed cocksuckers clinging to the lies of "conservatism" so he doesn't have to accept reality.

There is nothing wrong with being a cocksucker, and there's nothing wrong with wanting to keep that information private; but, when you build a career on the backs and misery of other cocksuckers then you deserve to be treated as unfairly as you've treated them.

Next time you see a politician of any stripe promoting anti-gay legislation, just imagine him on his knees in a motel room serving his constituency the way he likes best.

Sorta sad; but, not really.

Email rendezvous entangles state Rep. Phillip Hinkle