The Language of Men

by Dick Mac

Esquire magazine's Language Of Men column lists some words a man should never use. Included are some I find particularly offensive: "slacks," instead of trousers, and "expresso," instead of espresso, stand out to me.

And although I use profanity way too much, even in the workplace and church gatherings, I think I may try to subscribe to some of the suggested profanity alternative. Especially helpful will be the use of "frick" and "shite"!

19 Things a Man Should Never Say (with profanity alternatives)