Wednesday, June 08, 2011

More Bat-Shit Activities On The Right

by Dick Mac

Instead of discussing real issues facing America, like:
  • how are we going to restore an actual tax base?

  • how are we ever going to be able to afford repairs to roads and bridges?

  • when are we going to stop propping-up puppet governments with tax dollars instead of corporate profits?

  • when are we going to stop our wars against Islam and start negotiating in good faith with the vast majority of Muslims who oppose war and killing as much as Christians do?

  • when are we going to start properly funding education?

  • when are we going to move the discussion of health care out of the arena of abortion and into the arena of health?
instead of discussing any of these issues, Republicans keep the spotlight on bestiality and stories about the correlation among a free-market economy, Biblical writings, and sexual preference.

At Ralph Reed's Faith and Freedom Coalition conference in Washington, D.C., the usual suspects gathered to misinterpret the Bible, the Constitution, and all sense of common decency: Michele Bachmann, Haley Barbour, Mitt Romney, Tony Perkins, Paul Ryan, John Boehner, Jon Huntsman, Donald Trump, Glenn Beck, Tim Pawlenty, Ron Paul, Rick Santorum, Herman Cain, and others participated in discussions that included the fantastic notion that homosexuality undermines the American economy.

The Republicans really believe this; or they are such psychopathic liars that they will say anything to get attention, votes, and money.

In this analysis, the implementation of supply-side economic policy is not responsible for our deficient economy, nor are anti-consumer finance laws, crooked mortgage lenders, Wall Street CEOs, tax evaders, or tax irresponsible cuts responsible for our dire financial standing. It's the cocksuckers, the fags, the queers and dykes.

If Barney Frank would eat pussy instead of cock, if Ellen DeGeneres would suck cock instead of pussy, then the American economy would be in a much better place. We could afford huge tax cuts for the rich AND maintain our government, we could off-shore all our jobs AND still have 1% unemployment, we could sell immoral adjustable-rate mortgages to the poor AND make home-ownership an integral part of the American Dream . . . if only the queers would stop being queers.

I know my Republican friends and family are offended when I make this statement, but here I go again: If you vote Republican, then these are your ideals - you believe that homosexuality undermines our economy. You believe that your gay brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/etc. is the reason why you can't seem to get ahead of the curve.

If you vote Republican you are the problem.

Of course, you will say that this is a generalization. I would argue that it's a rather accurate generalization, like saying all the white people are Caucasian.

If you vote Republican you are the problem.

Of course you will say that the GOP has a very sane and responsible fiscal plan for America, but you would be wrong. The GOP plan has been in implementation for over 30 years and every year our economy and fiscal standing deteriorate further.

If you vote Republican you are the problem.

There's no way around it!

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