Well, He Was Alive When They Arrived!

by Dick Mac

And now for something completely different . . .

A woman and her step-daughter were arrested at the airport in Liverpool when it was discovered that the infirm husband of the older woman was actually dead.

The man was strapped into a wheelchair, wearing sunglasses. Airline staff became suspicious when they observed that the man was not moving at all.

The women insist that he was alive when they arrived at the airport. They were returning to Germany to grant the man's wish that he would die in his homeland.

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