Three parrots are for sale at a pet shop.
They are priced $5,000, $3,500, and $75.
A customer asks why one parrot is so cheap.
"It used to live in a whore house, and has a rather colorful vocabulary," explains the shopkeeper.
The woman giggles and buys the $75 parrot, thinking it might be fun to have in her home.
When they arrive home, the parrot says, "F**k me, a new whore house!"
The woman giggles.
The two daughters come home, the parrot says, "F**k me, two new hookers!"
They all laugh.
The husband come home and the parrot says, "F**k me, Harry, I haven't seen you for weeks."