Friday, January 30, 2009

Parrot Humor

by DM

Three parrots are for sale at a pet shop.

They are priced $5,000, $3,500, and $75.

A customer asks why one parrot is so cheap.

"It used to live in a whore house, and has a rather colorful vocabulary," explains the shopkeeper.

The woman giggles and buys the $75 parrot, thinking it might be fun to have in her home.

When they arrive home, the parrot says, "F**k me, a new whore house!"

The woman giggles.

The two daughters come home, the parrot says, "F**k me, two new hookers!"

They all laugh.

The husband come home and the parrot says, "F**k me, Harry, I haven't seen you for weeks."

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