Thursday, October 09, 2008

Old Sex Humor

by DM

An older couple arrive at a sex therapist's office and the doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."

They thank him and he thanks them for coming in for the visit, he wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and they're off.

The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problem, pays the doctor, then leaves.

After 5 or 6 visits, the doctor asks, "I'm sorry, just what are you trying to find out in this therapy?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98, the Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from reimbursement.


ckb said...

So … there’s this priest in the booth, a slow day in the confession business, when in comes an old guy who kneels at the little window and says, “Bless me father, for I have sinned. I’m 80 years old. I’ve been married for 60 years and never once cheated on my wife. Yesterday, I met a gorgeous woman. We went to her apartment and had fantastic sex all day long.”

The priest considers this sin and asks, “How long since your last confession?”

“Oh, I’ve never confessed.”

“You’re a Catholic and you’ve never confessed?”

“I’m not Catholic. I’m Jewish.”

“You’re Jewish? Why are you telling me?”

“Telling you? I’m telling everybody.”

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