Friday, June 27, 2008

Humor: The Alcoholic's Dream

An alcoholic sees a lamp at the end of the bar. He walks down and rubs it. Out pops a genie who says, "I will give you three wishes."

The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty."

The genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The man starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill.

The genie asks, "Wat are your next two wishes?"

The alcoholic says, "I want two more of these."

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