Friday, December 01, 2006

Jogging with Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua, New York.

Each day he ran past a hooker standing on the same street corner. Every day.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"Five dollars!" fired back the President.

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for months.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day Hillary decided to accompany him on his jog!

As they neared the corner, Bill realized the woman would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would ask what he'd really been doing on his previous outings. He thought he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into past the corner, Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled: "See what you get for five bucks!?"

Thanks to Dave for sending this along!

No comments: