Thursday, January 25, 2007

True Friendship

True Friendship

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!

3 When you smile -- I will know you finally got some!

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass! (I thought you were dancing!)

9. This is my oath . . . I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend."

Remember . . . A good friend will help you move . . . a REALLY good friend will help you move a body. Just let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth!

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

2 comments:

Emmie Johnson said...

Thats a very straight forward fashion of defining true friendship n what friens stand for...Liked it..

robert swayze said...

This is hilarious...I found it very interesting and post few more...seems u have a very clear understanding of friendship...if u want to check few more exciting stuffs on friendship, my blog awaits u :) drop anytime and leave a comment to let me know how u like dit :)have a good day!