Wednesday, May 10, 2006

A Neoconservative Walks Into A Drug Store . . .

A neoconservative walked into a drugstore and asked the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explained to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant.

Unfazed, the neocon assured him that she has been buying the stuff from his store on a regular basis.

"I'm sorry," said the pharmacist patiently. "I have no idea what you are talking about."

"But I always get it here," insisted the neocon.

"Do you have the empty container?"

"Yes, I do; and I will go get it," she said.

She returned with the container and handed it to the pharmacist, who looked at it and explained, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

The annoyed neocon snatches the container back and says, "You must be a liberal and have no grasp of reality or truth. It says right here on the container: 'To apply, push up bottom.'"

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