The pharmacist, a little bemused, explained to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant.
Unfazed, the neocon assured him that she has been buying the stuff from his store on a regular basis.
"I'm sorry," said the pharmacist patiently. "I have no idea what you are talking about."
"But I always get it here," insisted the neocon.
"Do you have the empty container?"
"Yes, I do; and I will go get it," she said.
She returned with the container and handed it to the pharmacist, who looked at it and explained, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed neocon snatches the container back and says, "You must be a liberal and have no grasp of reality or truth. It says right here on the container: 'To apply, push up bottom.'"
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