Holidy Gift Idea: Wireless Home Security System

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of large men's used work boots. A really large pair. Put them outside your door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dirty dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.

Leave a note on your front door that says:

"Bubba, Out getting more ammo - back in 10 minutes. Don't disturb the pitbulls, they were just wormed."

This simple technology should discourage any potential thieves.



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