Friday, April 15, 2005

Joke - Sex On The Sabbath

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest consults the Bible and concludes, "My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted on Sundays."

The man thinks: "Outside of young boys, what does a priest know of sex?"

He goes to a minister, an experienced married man, for an answer and receives the same reply: "Sex is work and not for the Sabbath!"

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of the cloth with thousands of years tradition and knowledge: a rabbi.

The Rabbi ponders the question and states, "My son, sex is definitely play."

"Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?!"

The rabbi explains, "If sex were work, my wife would have the housekeeper do it."

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