Things That Are Difficult to Say When Drunk:
Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When Drunk:
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When Drunk:
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
No, thanks -- I'm not much of a dancer.
Things that I am Absolutely Sure Never Passed My Lips (Even Once) When I Was Drunk:
You're absolutely right. It was a great call, and he was out at first.
Let me get this round.
Please! The language!
To each his own -- I like David Bowie and you like Eminem and we're both entitled to our opinions.
Say, why don't we call it a night? I have to get up for work in the morning.
I'd love to hear your views.
Oh, my job's nothing indispensable, really. I just work eight hours a day and do my best. Others there are much more talented than I.
Gee, that wasn't very nice -- you hurt my feelings. But I forgive you.
Of course I don't mind -- go ahead and have the last beer.
We really ought to quiet down; people are trying to sleep.
Thanks to Celia for sending this along!