Thursday, October 28, 2004

How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?


  1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
  2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
  3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
  4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either to help us change the light bulb or they are for darkness.
  5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb, which is substandard and doesn't light.
  6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."
  7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark."
  8. One to viciously smear #7.
  9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; and
  10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

Thanks to Dave for sending this along!


Pixie said...

even after all those 10 people, the light-bulb still doesn't get screwed in...

because as we all know, a picture of him doing it with mission accomplished doesn't mean...shit.

can't even screw in a lightbulb. how depressing.


DM said...

Touche! Pixie! Well said!