Ten!
- One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
- One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
- One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
- One to tell the nations of the world that they are either to help us change the light bulb or they are for darkness.
- One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb, which is substandard and doesn't light.
- One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."
- One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark."
- One to viciously smear #7.
- One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; and
- One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Thanks to Dave for sending this along!
1 comment:
Touche! Pixie! Well said!
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