Wednesday, August 11, 2004

A Joke - Two Elderly Men

Two elderly men were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.

The man in the passenger seat thought to himself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red, and again they went right through it.

This time the man in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that he was losing it. He was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it again.

He turned and said, "Harry, did you know we just ran through three red lights? You could have killed us."

Harry turned to him and said, "Oh shit, am I driving?"

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