Joke - Union Brothel

A dedicated union worker was attending a labor convention in Las Vegas. As you would expect, he decided to check out the nearby brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union shop?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut does the girl get?"

"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a union shop."

"Excellent! Exclaimed the man. "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!!!" he said.

He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her, please," he said excitedly.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then gesturing to an 85 year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here is number one on the list."