Twelve Days of Christmas - Janice Dickinson

by Dick Mac

Twelve boyfriends begging.
Eleven charges pending.
Ten gays a-primping.
Nine models prancing.
Eight techs a-waxing.
Seven doctors injecting.
Six paparazzi.
Five naked men.
Four Italian suits.
Three former husbands.
Two giant breasts.
Fledgling modeling agency.