The Brilliance Of America

by Dick Mac

Sarah Palin's adoring massess assemble from coast-to-coast on a regular basis, here at a book signing. She attracts an amazing number of people who all come for one reason, to admire Governor Palin for her . . . well . . . you know . . . she's for the workingman . . and some other things, too . . . and she would make a great president because her policies are um . . . well, you know . . . she's against taxes and . . . um . . . she's for the family . . . and um . . . well . . . you know . . .