Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

by Dick Mac

Once upon a time, a guy asked his partner: 'Will you marry me?'

His partner exclaimed, 'NO!'

The guy rode his motorcycle, and surfed the web, and went fishing and hunting, and rented action films on DVD, and played sports a lot, and drank beer and scotch, and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted, and he lived happily ever after.

The End

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