Thursday, November 01, 2007

How To Handle Irritating Nieghbors Anywhere, Including on an Airplane, Bus, or Train

Have you ever sat on a plane, in a cafe, in a library, or any public place next to an irritating person who keeps talking to you, snooping at everything you read, and generally butting-in?

Next time follow these instructions:

Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

Remove your laptop, and open it.

Start it up.

Make sure the annoying person can see the screen.

Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep breath.

Then open this link and sigh

Thanks to Dave for sending this along.

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America Alone
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