Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Sex-Specific Driving Etiquette

A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road.

At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.

When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts "HORSE!"

Immediately the man shouts back, "BITCH!"

The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman. He maintains his speed as he takes the next turn:

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The upshot?

Men never listen to women; and when they do, they don't understand one word she says.

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