Humor - Drunk

While a man and his wife are dining at a table in a posh restaurant, the husband keeps staring at an old lady sitting alone at a nearby table swigging gin.

Eventually the wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "that's my ex-wife. She started drinking right after we divorced 10 years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who'd think a person could celebrate that long?"



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