Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Humor - Three Presidents Try To Tell The Truth

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.

After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room, where they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.

He said, "Welcome to the men's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature, The Magic Mirror. If you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with a gift. But, be warned: if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three." Suddenly the keys to a brand new Bentley are in his hands.

Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most aware of environmental problems," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George W Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think . . . " and was promptly sucked into the void.

Thanks to Dave for sending this along!

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