Monday, June 26, 2006

World Cup Kidnap

A New Yorker visiting Germany for the World Cup is stuck in a traffic jam.

He sees a man walking through the stalled traffic speaking to each driver. The New Yorker rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped three USA fans and are holding them for a $10,000,000 ransom. If they don't get paid they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

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