Blue Ribbon

A family dog snores incessantly and it drives the wife crazy. She takes the dog to the vet and learns to tie a ribbon around the dog's penis so he'll roll over and stop snoring.

Next night she finds a length of red ribbon and ties it around the dog's penis when he starts snoring. Miraculously, the snoring stopped.

Later on her husband starts snoring. She searches until she finds another length of ribbon and ties the blue string around her husband's penis. Oddly, he stops snoring, too.

The next morning her husband sees the dog with the ribbon, then looks down at himself. "I don't know what happened last night, but it appears we came in first and second."



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