A Patriots Fan in New Jersey

A New England Patriots fan is in a New Jersey hotel for a conference and bellies-up to the bar. The bartender and patrons ignore him. Finally, he speaks up. "Could I get a beer please?"

"This is a Jets bar. We don't serve Patriots fans.

"Look I just want one drink and then I'll leave."

The bartender serves him a beer and gives him the third degree.

"What are you doing in New Jersey?"

"I'm here for a taxidermist conference."

"What does a taxidermist do?" the bartender asked.

"I mount animals."

The bartender steps back and yells, "Hey boys, don't worry about this guy! He's one of us."

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