Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Tide Laundry Detergent

Dear Proctor & Gamble:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have with Tide Laundry Detergent! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now though I am in my fifties, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on a new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

During a quick trip to the supermarket I purchased a bottle of Liquid Tide with Bleach Alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives came by yesterday and told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative. Then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta' go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Very truly yours,
A very happy housewife

Thanks to Elaine for sending this along!

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