Thursday, June 02, 2005

Joke - The Frog Prince

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle when a frog happened upon her.

The frog leapt into the princess' lap and said:

"Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am. And then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

The princess smiled and placed the frog into the folds of her skirts.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly seasoned frog legs sauteed in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: "I don't fucking think so."

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