Friday, May 06, 2005

Joke - Rectum Deodorant

A christian fundamentalist walks into a pharmacy and asks for rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little amused, explains that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.

Unfazed, the christian fundamentalist assures the pharmacist that this store has been selling rectum deodorant on a regular basis.

"I'm sorry," said the pharmacist politely, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," the christian fundamentalist protests.

"Do you have the original container?"

"Yes!" says the christian fundamentalist, "I'll go home and get it."

Later, the christian fundamentalist returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who examines it and says to him, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the christian fundamentalist snatches the container back and reads aloud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!"

(Note: See what happens when you take things too literally? You look like an ass!)

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1 comment:

Mark said...

Like it as a blonde joke better.