He asks, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father..."
The priest asks, "What did he ask, Mary?"
"He asked, 'Please Mary, won't you put down that gun?'"
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