A Lincoln Town car pulls up, a Baptist minister gets out and enters the brothel. Pat turns to Mike, clicks his tongue and says: "Will ya look at that? And him a man of the cloth."
Mike shakes his head in disgust and returns to his drink.
An hour later a Cadillac pulls up, a rabbi gets out and rushes into the brothel. Mike shakes his head and says to Pat, "Tsk tsk tsk . . . and look at that! Another man of the cloth fallin' victim to temptation."
Pat shakes his head in disgust and returns to his drink.
Another hour later a chauffer-driven limousine pulls up, a Catholic bishop gets out and scurries into the brothel. Both men clear their throats and look around nervously until Pat says: "Must be someone pretty sick in there!"
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