He took it to the counter. "How much for the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the story" the owner said.
The tourist gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat. You can keep the story."
As he walked down the street carrying the rat, he soon noticed that a few real rats crawled out of the alleys and and began following him. This was disconcerting, so he began walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. He began to trot toward the Bay, but looking back he saw that the rats, now numbered in the millions, were squealing ever louder, and coming toward him faster and faster. Now scared, he broke into a run, then a full Olympic sprint to the edge of the Bay where he threw the bronze rat as far out as he could muster. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop.
"Aha!" said the owner. "You have come back for the story."
"No" said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Republican!"
Thanks to Henry for sending this along!
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