Friday, January 28, 2005

Road Trip

While on a road trip an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

When leaving, the elderly woman left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about twenty minutes.

To add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to drive back to the restaurant.

The elderly husband was the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He wouldn't let up for one minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.

As the woman got out of the car, the husband yelled to her: "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and credit card."

Thanks to Elaine for sending this along!

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