Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Joke - Parrots . . .

A woman approaches her priest and tells him: "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaims. "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male parrots, whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman exclaims.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding beads and praying.

When the lady puts her two female parrots in the cage with the two male parrots, her two say: "Hi! We're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"

At which one male parrot looks at the other and shouts: "Put the beads away! Our prayers have been answered!"

(and a no-joke Capleton follow-up)

Good news on the Capleton front!

Capleton has been dropped from the San Francisco Reggae In The Park Festival!

And the sponsor of the Boston festival, WCVB-TV, is surprised to learn about Capleton's lyrics.

Please write to WCVB-TV at their Contact Page and ask them to push for cancellation of Capleton's performance!

We need to keep pressure on other promoters to dump this Jamaican hate-mongerer, and send him the message that his violent prejudices have no place in the USA!

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