Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Joke - Tracking Time in Heaven

A man dies and goes to heaven. On his arrival, he is surrounded by millions of clocks. Curious, he calls over an angel. "Angel, what are all these clocks for?" he asks.

"There is a clock for each person left on earth. It's how we keep track of how much time they have left."

Suddenly, the hour hand on one of the clocks spins around very quickly.

"Angel, why did that happen?" the man asks.

"Well, when someone acts like an ass, we take an hour off their life."

The man thinks awhile and eventually asks, "Where's George W Bush's clock then?"

"Oh that?" says the angel. "We keep that in the office as a fan."

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