A woman walked into a pharmacy asked the pharmacist for some arsenic poison.
He asked, "What do you want with arsenic?"
"I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me with another woman," she explained
"I can't sell you arsenic so you can kill your husband, lady. Not even if he is cheating on you with another woman."
She reached into her pocket and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
"Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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