Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Remember Laura Schlessinger?

Laura Schlessinger rode a wave of hatred and intolerance to fifteen minutes of fame as a fake doctor dispensing advice and hateful swill during the mid-late 1990s.

Then it all went awry for the good doctor! Seems she had pulled a St. Augustine and had a lovely past for us to chat about. Dr. Laura, she who brought the good word that everything in the bible was accurate and everything about anyone different from her was bad, had herself posed nude for a series of photographs in the 1970s! Suddenly her morality was bared (no pun intended) for the shallow marketing ploy it really is!

You can see a collection of these pictures for free at Bashful Monkey. WARNING! This is a link to an adult site. If you will be offended, then don't click the link!

So repulsive and out of the mainstream was her message that she was brought down in no time by five friends who got together and started a website to expose her evilness (not her breasts). Just as Paramount Television launched a syndicate television show for her, the Stop Dr. Laura website with a budget a mere eighteen grand, brought her fascist little career to a stand-still!

Stop Dr. Laura was a fave website of mine, and you can read it's history at the site.

Things got bad for her and then got worse when her breasts were bared.

She is now on the hot circuit of Bakersfield, CA, Rockford, IL, Thousand Oaks, CA, Pasadena, CA, Roseville, CA, and Salt Lake City, UT! I'm sure Dr. Laura would explain that she is on this circuit because this is where God-fearing people reside, and her message is heard by those who most appreciate it. Sadly, the truth is that Bakersfield and Salt Lake City are as good as it gets for her holiness because nobody residing in a real metropolitan area would have anything to do with her! She's a friggin' idiot!

Like most fascists, Dr. Laura is now picking on libraries and trying to have them shuttered or their books banned because they do not fit into Dr. Laura's Zieg Heil! image of a decent America where Jews marry other Jews, goyim keep to themselves, homosexuality is cured, the races never mix, wives are beaten, pregnancy is enforced, and we are all the willing slaves of her hateful g*d.

Fortunately, librarians are fighting back. Check out the Anarchist Librarians.

I was moved to write and post this blog when I received an old email from my friend jendi.

You've probably read it before, but it's worth reading again because it is hysterically funny!

Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality, who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. On her radio show, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination, according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet.

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18 22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21: 7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. T e problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1: 9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16). Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 24:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan

If you see Dr. Laura, give her hell! The woman is scum of the lowest form and should be humiliated wherever she goes. She may be off the radar now, but scum like her always comes back. Beware!



A nice little bio and timeline from Rotten.

Dr. Laura wins a Rush Limbaugh Award for Excellence in Conservative Hypocrisy!

A page by either.or.com with a TON of links!

An article by webpan.com