You might be a Redneck if . . .

A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing . . .


You carry your front porch with you . . .


You take fashion tips from your husband. . .


You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture, and your fiance looks like she's 12 . . .


Your wedding picture looks like this . . .


And your wedding cake looked like this . . .


Your doghouse looks like this . . .


Your pickup looks like this . . .


You have a deer's butt for a door bell . . .


Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying . . .


Thanks to Elaine for sending this along!


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