Twelve Days of Christmas - Janice Dickinson

by Dick Mac

Twelve boyfriends begging.
Eleven charges pending.
Ten gays a-primping.
Nine models prancing.
Eight techs a-waxing.
Seven doctors injecting.
Six paparazzi.
Five naked men.
Four Italian suits.
Three former husbands.
Two giant breasts.
Fledgling modeling agency.

12 Days of Christmas - Shrek

by Dick Mac

Twelve men a singing
Eleven fairies dusting
Ten puppets dancing
Nine mice a'tripping
Eight cookies dunking
Seven dwarfs a jamming
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me!

Twelve Days of Christmas - The Rock

by Dick Mac

12 Sharpshooters Stinging
11 Eyebrows Raising
10 Spines a'Busting
9 Noggin's Knocking
8 Kicks of Kicking
7 Punches Punching
6 Suplex Smashing
5 Seconds of the people chanting The Rocks Name!!
4 Rock Bottoms
3 People's Elbow on Your
2 Buck Teeth
And An Ass Kicking all over New Orleans




A tip of the hat to Tony V for posting this at Facebook last week!

Twelve Days of Christmas - John Denver & The Muppets

by Dick Mac

Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

12 Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie - Animax Entertainment

by Dick Mac

Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas, it's too hard for us!

Eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Eight comic books,
Seven packs of smokes
Six packs of two-four,
Five golden touques!
Four pounds of backbacon,
three French toast,
two turtlenecks,
And a beer.