Ten Commandments of Rock

by Dick Mac

1. Thou shalt not step on my blue suede shoes
2. Thou shalt take thy protein pills and put thy helmet on
3. Thou shalt not be blinded by the light
4. Thou shalt shake it loose together
5. Thou shalt not spit on yon snatch
6. Thou shalt carry on as if nothing really matters
7. Thou shalt twist and thou shalt shout
8. Thou shalt never turn around to see the frowns on yon jugglers and yon clowns
9. Thou shalt treat me like a natural woman
10. Thou shalt like it like that