by Dick Mac
Tuesday, January 10, 2023
Dear David Bowie
by Dick Mac
Saturday, January 08, 2022
Dear David Bowie
Good morning, sailor!
Each time I type that I think of the childhood tune that
seemed so risqué: “What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?” What
do you do with a drunken sailor? Remember drinking! My goodness, what decades the 70s and 80s
were. Remember? No . . . me neither, really. But there are some memories, of course.
One night in the mid-1970s, I was home with my mother, which
didn’t happen much at that time. I was going to watch the Grammys instead of
sneaking into 1270 or The Other Side, places where a queer minor could drink
and dance. I was never an awards show person, but you were going to be on, so I
stayed home. My mother said: “Oh, he
sings that ch-ch-ch-ch song that I like,” and she decided to join me in
front of the television. Finally, you
appeared on screen and she gasped. “Oh
my God!” She exclaimed. “What’s wrong with him? Is he sick? He looks dead!”
Well . . . you weren’t dead yet, but you looked pretty
fucked-up! You were dressed impeccably, of course, but you weighed nothing and
looked like you could just fold-up and expire at any moment. I think I remember
you saying that you have little or no memory of that appearance. I believe it!
You were a mess!
Anyway . . . that’s my seventies memory for today.
It’s your birthday again, and you still haven’t responded to
my last five letters. Not an email, not a chat, nothing. I miss you.
There is no good news to share about the state of your city.
This damned pandemic is still spreading, as we return to millions dead in the
streets this Winter. I’m certain you’d
be up in the mountains if you were still in New York. I assume you know that Iman sold the
apartment and spends her time in Ulster County. You may not have sold the apartment,
but I suspect you wouldn’t have been in the city the last two years.
Last night The Cutting Room hosted a David Bowie Tribute
with a bunch of our favorite musicians and performers. We were supposed to go,
but because of this damned virus we cancelled. We were supposed to be driving
to Philadelphia at this moment for a tribute show there tonight; but pricessramsey
is in Cleveland, and cavebat is in Riverdale, and shakeh is in Philadelphia,
and helen2 is in Inwood, and I am in Brooklyn. We are not getting together to
celebrate in person.
Yeah, we wanted to celebrate your diamond anniversary! It’s today!
Your Diamond Anniversary! It sounds so elegant! Not elegant in an actual
elegant way, sort of in that tacky elegance that diamonds represent. Still, it
is a big deal. Seventy-five!
I didn’t see many people last year. I saw Tony a couple of
times, and he seems well. Then the usual suspects, but no visitors from Europe,
and no sleep-overs, and little travel.
A lot happened with you in this past year: the next career-spanning
boxed set was released. “Brilliant Adventure” includes Black Tie, White Noise,
Buddha of Suburbia, 1.Outside, Earthling, and hours… along with some
outtakes, B-sides, and live recordings. I got the vinyl box from one of our
mutual friends and it’s remarkable to get that many David Bowie records in one
package.
They released “Toy”! Yup! It was finally released. Twenty
years ago, the cool kids made sure I got a copy, so I’ve had those songs in
rotation for a long time; but, most Bowie fans haven’t had those cuts. I never understood why it wasn’t released. Maybe you refused to give yourself permission
to release your songs. I guess that could
happen in some weird legal situations with publishing rights and all that stuff
I only pretend to understand. Be that as
it may, it’s been released. I got the vinyl
box set, which is six 10” records. Very fun!
Lovely package. I think you’d
have approved. Maybe not!
It was announced that they are making a new version of
Labyrinth. I assume they will use new
music, so it will have no relation to your version of the movie. I don’t even
really think of this new project as having any relation to you beyond the
obvious fact that you appeared in a version of it 35 years ago. It’s like pretending Judy Garland and Janet
Gaynor are somehow connected because they both made “A Star Is Born”! There is
no connection; but people need to connect things.
Speaking of “The Star Is Born” movie, I had a fun thing come
across my screen this year. About ten or 12 years ago, I was at a gathering at
an apartment in the Village. The host
had a new boyfriend and he was the most tedious quean you could imagine, a total dullard. Not untalented or stupid, but boorish (and boring). Anyway, he adored Lady Gaga, and we were
talking about her songs and stardom. There was a unanimous feeling that she was
a big star and had some good pop songs. Mostly we talked about her influence on young
queer/gay/trans people and how important her message of acceptance was to the
marginalized. You remember! She really was on the vanguard of the next phase of
human acceptance. Then we talked about her influences and this tedious queen
mentioned Freddie Mercury, and we all agreed about his influence on her act.
Then I mentioned you, and her statements that you were a huge influence on her,
and this quean says: “Oh, please! David Bowie is awful. He had no influence on
her at all.” There was a bit of stunned silence in the room, some nervous
giggles as he ranted and raved about her. That was the end of the conversation
and I didn’t think about it again. I’m not a follower of hers, and it doesn’t
really matter to me what that dullard thinks of you. Then a few months ago, a
picture appeared on my screen of Lady Gaga wearing a backless gown, showing
lots of tattoos, and right there on her side is a tattoo of the Aladdin Sane
album cover. So . . . smart people know you’ve influenced everybody, and dullards
are . . . well . . . dull.
I got a new job. It’s weird to start a job during a pandemic
when you don’t actually see anyone in person. It is what it is!
Leah released Stylophonika, a very cool LP with the
Kingston University Stylophone Orchestra, recorded at the Visconti Studio.
Speaking of Leah, she has also written the book Blackstar Theory, The Last
Works of David Bowie that will be published this year. She is brilliant! Did
you ever meet her?
What else happened since we last talked? We made Juneteenth
a national holiday! Yeah! Can you believe it?!?!? The Duke and Duchess
of Sussex left royal life and moved to Southern California. He is Diana’s son,
and she is an American he married a few years ago. A fantastic multi-part
documentary about The Beatles was released.
I loved it. There’s a great scene of Paul jamming with John and Yoko, that
totally demystifies and dismisses tall tales about their relationships. The
weather has gotten crazy, but I know you didn’t really let the daily weather
affect you (smart people don’t complain about weather); the issue has really
been about climate change. It’s gotten a
bit out-of-hand. So far, there is no life on Mars, but we’ve got vehicles up
there still driving around and sending back pictures and collecting samples. It
looks like we might actually send people there some day.
A bunch of people died. Some of them you knew, and some of
them might already be on your list for heavenly tea: Mick Rock, Wanda Young, Joan
Didion, Kangol Kid, Bell Hooks, Michael Nesmith, Lina Wertmüller, Stephen
Sondheim, Jean-Paul Belmondo, Charlie Watts, Chuck Close, Hiro, Biz Markie, Bunny
Wailer, Chick Corea, Larry Flynt, Christopher Plummer, Phil Spector, and another
doll, Sylvain Sylvain. Keep an eye open for them. I’m sure there are some fun conversations
to be had among that crowd.
Do they play music where you are? Do you ever get-together with other rock gods
and jam? Do they all make you sing “Heroes”?
I wish I could see you sing “Heroes” again. Hell, I’d settle for seeing you sing “Hickory
Dickory Dock”!
We are supposed to go to England in March for a Holy Holy
tour, but last night we concluded that we are not going to be traveling in
March. There’s a big Bowie Convention in
Liverpool in June. We have fancy tickets
for that, but we don’t have travel plans yet. Nobody knows if it will be safe
to travel then. I am leery, but not
closed-minded.
Tonight, Mike Garson is hosting an online David Bowie tribute
concert. We will be watching. Last year it was fun so we hope for the same
this year. Sure wish you could join us.
I guess that’s it . . .
When you have a moment, open the window and holler down the
road to me, like you used to do. I miss that.
Remember . . . you can always come home and we can do all
the old things!
Happy birthday, old man.
Everyone says Hi!
Saturday, September 11, 2021
An American In London On That Day
It was about 1:30 PM, twenty years ago, my lunchtime,
and I sat at my desk in an office looking toward The Tower and the Thames, at 1
Undershaft, near St. Mary Axe, in London.
“Hold on a minute,” she said. “Something’s happening on the television.”
I don’t remember if she was watching CNN or NY1, but she
typed back: “Something’s going on downtown. It looks like there’s an accident
at the World Trade Center.”
We typed back and forth a few more times until she had to
go, and she said I should look at a television.
I walked down the hall to the managing partner’s office,
another American ex-pat, and told him something was happening.
We set-up a television in a small conference room and watched
the first tower ablaze. We decided to start contacting New Yorkers. It was about 8:45 AM and only a few people
were in the NY office, which officially opened at 9:30, and most people were
still commuting. I was sitting at my desk on the phone and various chat
applications when I heard yells that a plane had hit the other tower.
We knew this wasn’t an accident.
We started monitoring local news, and the City of London Police announcements,
awaiting guidance. There were concerns that London and other European cities might be next.
My wife was working a few blocks away at the old London Stock
Exchange, and we decided to sit tight until we heard something from our employers
or the authorities. London is a city that has experienced a lot of terrorism, and
I knew that there would be guidance about what to do, how to proceed, etc. My English
colleagues were upset and concerned but had a certain calm, a stoicism that was
reassuring to me. My thought was that we would get the next plane home.
We had televisions in the conference rooms and most staff
were gathered on the 18th floor. I joined them. I think I was the only American
in that room, the only New Yorker, when the first tower came down. I just
looked at everyone in the room with my mouth agape and said: “No! No!” I bolted
from the room, ran back to my office and tried to call friends back home. It wasn’t
long before the second tower came down.
We had friends and acquaintances who worked downtown, in and
around the towers. There was no way to know if they were OK. Nobody in NYC
answered their phone, NYC friends were no longer on chat services or listservs.
We could see video from the news services but couldn’t talk to anyone.
I let my siblings in Boston know I was OK in London. That
was the first time I felt angry that I was in London. I wanted to be in NYC, I
wanted to be in my city with my friends and my colleagues, I wanted to help. I felt
helpless, useless.
I started calling the parents of some NYC friends, but they
had no contact with them either. They couldn’t reach anybody in NYC. We didn’t
know yet that most of the phone companies, landline and mobile alike, ran their
primary transmissions from the Towers. With the towers compromised, there was no phone service.
Eventually it was announced that the City was closing and everyone should make their way home. My wife’s company told her to call a car service and go home. I left my office, met her and we made our way back to our flat.
We lived in a busy neighborhood near Westbourne Grove and Notting Hill Gate, and like the City, it was noticeably quite.
The ensuing hours were painfully void of information. The television
kept showing the same horrific videos over and over again.
I stopped calling NYC and sat helplessly in front of the
television. There was nothing to do except sit and wait.
It was a very long day in a far away place.
Sunday, May 23, 2021
What is this "Rock 'n' Roll" of which You Speak
It's the decades-old debate: is that rock and roll? This debate was exacerbated by the opening of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Those who are most vociferous in the "that's not rock and roll" camp are often the same people in the camp of "a hall of fame is anathema to the mere existence of rock and roll."
The loudest voices are the white, mostly heterosexual, cis-men who have claimed rock music as theirs, having stolen it, as they have stolen everything, from African-American culture. On the one hand they dismiss the RRHOF and on the other hand they demand that rock and roll is a very narrowly-defined musical style that they get to define.
All of the English bands who invaded rock music declared that their primary influences were American rhythm and blues. Note that this British music was a completely white genre that proudly uses the term "invasion" to described what they did to American rock music. Perhaps the greatest rock band of all time, The Rolling Stones, declare proudly and often that the music of black America is the music most important to them and their success. Without the backing of the American soul and R&B industries, the Stones would have been ignored. Forever. The first Beatles record is rife with homage to American R&B and American songwriters, including covers of R&B classics. American music, in particular the roots of American modern music, is the only reason any of those bands were popular. Rock and roll is the marriage of R&B, country, and pop music. It does not exist in a vacuum, independently of those foundational genres.
The two musical acts that owned the charts in the 1960s were The Supremes and The Beatles. Until the insertion of NYC folk music and California hippie music, there was English music and Soul music, For many of us, those genres lived together in our little cardboard carrying cases of 7" 45-RPM vinyl records. Every guy I knew who had no soul music in his collection had the worst taste in music and helped create the biggest, most boring corporate rock bands of the next decade.
In an approximately 50-year span that I will define from seeing The Grateful Dead perform at Boston Garden to seeing Wu-Tang Clan perform at Coney Island Amphitheater, I can confirm that Wu-Tang Clan rocked a helluva lot harder than the Dead (and many many other "rock" bands I've seen in that half-century). So, if rocking the house is part of rock music, we need to stop saying that some groups are not rock music if they are out-rocking everybody else. Saying a band like Wu-Tang Clan is "not rock music" betrays a level of racism that is almost as insidious as the blatant efforts of American conservatives to destroy people of color.
To know that rock music has morphed and changed over the decades and then decide that one branch is "rock music" and another branch is "not rock music" exposes a small-mindedness I imagine most of us do not embrace.